Toilet Humour (Rude and Crass – don’t say I didn’t warn ya)

These kids are just the funniest and most disgusting creatures sometimes. At dinner we had a rousing rendition of Beans Beans the Magical Fruit. (that’ll teach me to serve baked beans). Much laughing and different versions were sang. I am surrounded by boys – potty humour is the law of the land.

The kids then sang to me a song I had never heard before, and I was shocked, shocked I tell you when they told me they learned it in school. (WARNING – very male toilet humour oriented, I am just sharing because I cannot keep it to myself. I am so grossed out, apparently because I am a girl)


“I wake up in the morning, put my feet on the floor, and make a 50 yard dash to the bathroom door. I sit on the john, all the paper towels are gone, [I cannot continue because its just too gross]”

And in other news: A book was confiscated from one of my kids, and he was told he would have that book back at the end of the semester – apparently my child said “why, sir, will it take you that long to read it?”

And these are kids that one day will look for a bride and she will look at her husband and think what a decent and upstanding mensch he is. I have my work cut out for me. Sigh.

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  1. ladylockandload says:

    Boys will be boys! Wish I had one…

  2. hadassahsabo says:

    you will get sons-in-law, but hopefully by then they will be well trained!!

  3. David says:

    Men are simply boys in larger packages that have (generally) learned to hide such habits, and women love us for it, since the ability to do Manly Things such as fix toilets and (HINT HINT) flat tires is part of the package.

  4. hadassahsabo says:

    David – Manly Things….you are so definitely the King of the Jungle!!

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