Open Letter to Mr HotRod


Its obvious, young man, that you are enamoured with your fancy teeny car. But tell me something, junior, why do you have to rev its’ engines at 11 o’clock at night under my window?


I would be understanding if you just drove over to pick up your girl but you keep circling the block as if you are training for the Grand Prix. (your timing bites, might want to practice on a real track).


For an hour last night we were all treated to your very loud show of your supposed virility – let me tell you something, squirt, nothing says “he’s the man” like a minivan full of your kids. That’s being virile, not revving your engines in a car that makes you look like you are trying way too hard. What lack are you trying to compensate for?


Oh am I being grumpy? Darn tooting. You prevented me from sleeping and without my sleep I am like a bear with a sore head. If you show up again tonight with your noise polluting vehicle I will come down and shove my rolling pin up your tailpipe.


You’ve been warned,


The crabby witch on the 9th floor.

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  1. ladylockandload says:

    Call the cops!!! The little a-hole…I’m in a mood today too, we can be witches together. I have a spare broom stick for you to ride….

  2. hadassahsabo says:

    thats so sweet of you, but I have a wonderful broomstick of my own, well used, and oh-so-effective ;-)

  3. ladylockandload says:

    Excellent, did I tell you we have a Barnacle Broom Club, meets when there is a full moon and when you are getting your period any second and feeling extremely witchly…we go around and terrorize the neighborhood except the nice guy on corner of barnacle and witts end. I am the head witch, so you’ll have proteckzia..

  4. hadassahsabo says:

    i cannot wait!!!
    tell me more about the nice guy on the corner of barnacle and wits end – is he cute?

  5. Z! says:

    Throwing over the ol’ KoD already? Need new eye candy? HMM?!

  6. ladylockandload says:

    Nice guy on the corner IS the KoD.

  7. hadassahsabo says:

    Z! – u know i only have eyes for my KoD…

    Lady LnL – i wonder who else was wondering what i was thinking of!!!

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