Dear Child,

I am so thankful to God that you have a wonderful set of working lungs and a voice box that you test out often. I know that the good Lord also gifted you with a very capable and sturdy pair of legs. Do you know, that instead of yelling for a parent from wherever you are in the house, and expecting said parent to come to you, you can actually use those legs that God gave you to go and look for the parent yourself. Instead of waking the whole house up repeatedly yelling for your mother or father. Now, if you were hurt or sick, you are absolved from moving on your own to find your parent. But if you just cannot be bothered to get off your keester to go look – tough noogies.

Love

Me xoxo

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