Posts Tagged "rant"

Tenth Grade Teacher Made Me Feel Useless

Tenth Grade Teacher Made Me Feel Useless

I don’t think I am a poor student by any stretch of the imagination. I think I am reasonably smart and have a well-functioning brain. Back in Tenth Grade my math teacher would have disagreed…

Language Pet Peeve

Language Pet Peeve

I guess I should be happy that we have all integrated well into American society. I am. But there is one phrase that I hear all the time, and may have been guilty of using…

Dear Young Putz

We just crossed paths at an office building not too far from me. My husband had some business to take care of, and I was waiting for him in the lobby. There was one chair…

Licensed to what? A Rant

Sometimes I wonder what would happen to this world if we all had to pass parenting exams before they allowed us to procreate. Adoption and fostering are regulated. If you are a certifiable idiot they…

Oh for the love of Pete!!

Lady comes up to me in shul yesterday. While I was davenning. Which already ticked me off. “Hadassah, so nice to see you. You are looking great.” “Thank you.” I smile, and return to my…

Children are important!!

I just got off the phone with my girlfriend. She was livid. She had gone to the Chassidic section of town to pick up some danishes at Cheskie’s, an awesome bakery that piles on the…

Butt yourself out of my life, woman!

Ok so I was stupid enough to go to the local kosher store in my skants. My skirt was black, almost ankle length, very kosher, but the pink sweatpants underneath couldn’t help but peek through….

Slim Pickings

Just had a girlfriend bending my ear about the ridiculousness of the shidduch business. She said all the shadchanim (matchmakers) really want to know is the size of the girl – slim, average or forget-about-it….

You are so strong! – a rant

Oh give me a break. What choice do I have? Yes I live apart from my husband and seem to spend my life driving the I-87, but it isn’t indefinite. VERY SOON (you hear that…

Monday’s Rant

I’m Ranting, it must be Monday!

Note to self

Have flashcards printed and carry them with all the time. The message they need to contain, each on an individual card, is as follows. No I have not yet moved, but my fist might just…