She just wanted towels

You guys have to read this (some fowl* language so be warned). Any of you married people out there can totally relate!

And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles!

*I know, it’s “foul”. Read that article and it will all become clear, grasshopper.

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  1. Kim says:

    OMgosh…I am laughing so hard. That is just priceless.

  2. Vicki says:

    I don’t know why, but I’m so happy to know that you read the Bloggess.

  3. Philo says:

    I’m totally on the husband’s side. If she just bought towels, why does she need more? What makes a pink beach towel unusable in a bathroom? And a useless metal chicken is the worst type of impulse purchase – a great way to waste money.

    And she seems kind of inconsiderate of her husband. Acting kind of spoiled and arguing with her husband is a good anniversary? That’s sad.

  4. Ha_Safran says:

    That. Was. Epic.

    “That chicken has a shiv”
    “15 Years is Big Metal Chickens”

    All she needed to do next was hang the new pink towels from the cockscomb on that prodigious piece of poultry.

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