rant

Walks are supposed to be good for your mental health

Harumph! Ever since I was woken at 4 am by a coughing child I have been cranky. Fighting a migraine and a pulled muscle near my scapula from sleeping weird didn’t help. Everything and everyone…

Children are important!!

I just got off the phone with my girlfriend. She was livid. She had gone to the Chassidic section of town to pick up some danishes at Cheskie’s, an awesome bakery that piles on the…

Butt yourself out of my life, woman!

Ok so I was stupid enough to go to the local kosher store in my skants. My skirt was black, almost ankle length, very kosher, but the pink sweatpants underneath couldn’t help but peek through….

And the tongues were wagging

I went out to dinner with a girlfriend (Empress CaresALot) last night to celebrate our receiving an appointment date for our visas. Because we had been waiting to do this for a long time we…

Slim Pickings

Just had a girlfriend bending my ear about the ridiculousness of the shidduch business. She said all the shadchanim (matchmakers) really want to know is the size of the girl – slim, average or forget-about-it….

Keep Your iPhone Out of My Uterus.

I was sent this link by a blog reader, probably because he knew it would get my dander up. Thanks Pal! Oh and he didn’t want a credit…curious….. PMSBuddy.com is a free service created with…

You are so strong! – a rant

Oh give me a break. What choice do I have? Yes I live apart from my husband and seem to spend my life driving the I-87, but it isn’t indefinite. VERY SOON (you hear that…

Monday’s Rant

Sheesh

Gosh darn it, didn’t realize being considerate was too much to ask for from a male person, according to this ad. Please let me know how you feel after watching it.

Did you give birth Naturally or did you….CHEAT?

Mini Rant

You disturb family time with your phone call. You say you are doing a survey, do I have a few minutes. I try to be nice to you folk. I say ok. Then you ask…

Dear Selfish Neighbour

I am feeling sick enough today, thank you very much, that I do not need your cigarette smoke drifting into my apartment through the bathroom vents. I choose not to smoke, nor to be around…