rant

Dear Young Putz

We just crossed paths at an office building not too far from me. My husband had some business to take care of, and I was waiting for him in the lobby. There was one chair…

Dear Water Board

I do understand that we are going through a major heat-wave right now. I do understand that you want us to be careful with how much water we use, and to conserve water when and…

Licensed to what? A Rant

Sometimes I wonder what would happen to this world if we all had to pass parenting exams before they allowed us to procreate. Adoption and fostering are regulated. If you are a certifiable idiot they…

Oh for the love of Pete!!

Lady comes up to me in shul yesterday. While I was davenning. Which already ticked me off. “Hadassah, so nice to see you. You are looking great.” “Thank you.” I smile, and return to my…

Take Your Serenading Elsewhere

Dear Pigeon. I know you like my balcony. In the last few days you have made it your favourite place to roost. I really don’t mind you billing and cooing to your lady friends from…

Garbage Fail

I tested the boys this morning. Before they got up I cleaned up the kitchen and emptied the garbage. I put the full garbage bag in front of the front door, so that when anyone…

Disgusted

I woke up this morning to find that a certain anonymous person took advantage of the Lag BaOmer holiday and tossed a book into the fire. It wasn’t just any book, and he photographed the…

Why is it?

Why is it that when you tell someone you don’t want to talk about it, they proceed to talk about it? Or when you say you don’t want to discuss something, the other person has…

You cannot possibly know

Unfortunately I have several friends going through divorce right now. It’s heartbreaking, whatever the circumstances, even when it is for the best. My divorce was a few years ago. It was rough and tough, and…

ARGH!!!!!!

6.38 am My day so far. No Internet connection – posting this from my Blackberry. On hold with Bell Tech Support for 15 minutes. Had two coffees. Woke up 3 boys. Saw a mouse. Still…

Some people!!

Why is it that some people have the need to fill silences with total ridiculousness? I ran a few errands today and bumped into an acquaintance. She’s had a tough time with the males of…

What is wrong with people?

Why do they have to stare? Truth is – you do feel different if it’s a member of your own sex staring at you, rather than the opposite sex. I was on the bus coming…